foodchewer:

if ur looking for me i’ll be in the trash


141,372 notes   -  21 April, 2014

forcefields:

things i hate:

  • acne
  • people who hit animals
  • people who hit people
  • long lines

213 notes   -  21 April, 2014

waitrose:

please do not be really bright and perky with me when I first wake up or I will smack you with a shovel


3,062 notes   -  15 April, 2014

bottledspider:

leonardnimoy:

reblog if your family has a plastic bag with plastic bags inside

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(Source: leonardnimoy)


225,532 notes   -  3 April, 2014